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I worked up enough liquid courage to declare my interest in my crush and it was extremely awkward and creepy. I had flunked one of my classes and barely passed the other 3. I had unsuccessfully run for many leadership positions.

TLDR; After being pretty much a depressed kissless virgin I had laughably terrible sex in my car with a girl that I met at a gay bar 10 minutes earlier, and discovered many abnormal things about my penis. I had female interest in me at any point, although I probably wouldn't have noticed because of the intensity of my crush.

Should you adored this short article along with you would want to be given guidance about girl on girl amateurs i implore you to stop by our webpage. Still, we drive out to the lookout and drink near my car. Anyway after a week or so feeling sorry for myself, my friend suggested that I try heading out in my hometown with him, which isn't known for its nightlife.

So after my sophomore year of college, I wasn't in a very good way. That's what matters; I don't need the approval of people I don't even like that much. To top it all off I had just lost every single debate at a tournament where I felt incredibly awkward. Most of the bars are filled with douches so we go to the gay bar, which isn't actually gays only on Thursday nights.

Anyway I somehow stumbled upon a good mood and decided to do an idiotic jumpy dance thing because hey, I was in a good mood, it was fun and haters gonna hate. Anyway it seems like this one girl really likes my dancing and she moves in closer. We're touching, and after a few partner twirls she puts her arms around me and goes in for a kiss.

I was starting to feel like I wasn't worth anything as a person. Over the drinks I suddenly start to feel a bit better, because I've still got this friend around me and everything's a laugh. In hindsight it was quite creepy and wrong that me and my straight friend were going to this bar where girls were reasonably expecting not to be hit on. I count myself extremely lucky and I just feel this enormous positive feeling coming out through my heart.

I said "let's get some fresh air" and she agreed and we left the bar. I take it, and this is the 2nd kiss I've ever had in my life (the other was a girl in the same bar almost a year beforehand). I would dance with various groups, gender indiscriminate, because it was all a laugh. Anyway we get to the car and notice that the carpark is well lit and a bit vulnerable, so I suggest going to the bushes, then I realise that was a stupid idea.

And she's cute too – she looks like emma stone except with mousey hair, wearing a fairly simple purple blouse and jeans on a fairly tight girlsoutwest lesbians figure. I then think of a better idea; move the car. So I get in, and in between making out I turn on the car. As soon as we got outside I'm not sure what conversation transpired, but I literally carried her on my back from the bar to my car which was parked about 1km away up a hill (the carpark was somewhat of a "lookout").

I move it (very badly – I was rather drunk) to another less well lit parking spot in the same carpark taking several attempts to line it up. I then turned off the ignition and resumed making out. Now it's really begun.

But I forgot the handbrake, and there's a little thud as the car hit the kerb behind us (luckily not another car). She takes her top off; wow that's what boobs look and feel like in real life. Oh my god it's still happening. We laugh, and I repark the car, remember the handbrake, and we put the seats down and go to the back (it's a station wagon, so fairly comfortable, and I happened to have a blanket on hand too).

Holy shit her hands are on my pants, does she want me to take my dick out? I'm still so surprised at the whole thing and so many firsts in my life flashed by so quickly. Oh my god wow this is a real thing. In fact, it's a very nice looking shaven one/ Also for some reason much smaller than I imagined a vagina being even though it made no sense for it to be any bigger (I'm 6'2'' and I guess I imagine pornstars being my size, and this girl was 5'4'', but even then.

Earlier that day I was so bored I literally bought a box of cheerios and mixed them with lemon juice and salt to try and emulate something I read about what a vagina would taste like. At pedestrian crossings we'd stop to make out with her still on my back.

Holy shit that's an actual vagina, right there in my car. As it turned out, I was completely wrong. The kiss seems to keep getting more intense and hands started getting evolved. See, I had this idea that what girlsoutwest girls really wanted was for someone to go down on them. And that's where I stayed for a while. It was a pleasant taste that I can't easily liken to anything. I did the "Lick the alphabet" trick.

Sex was just some "2nd best" thing that the girl did for the guy, and the enjoyable things about penetrative sex were suboptimal compared to being stimulated directly by fingers and tongue. My fingers got a lot of things and Girl On Girl Amateurs I was amazed by the feel of the vagina.

They seemed reasonably good but kind of boring for after about half an hour of that shit. At one point though I thought I saw someone around. I did the "stick tongue out and hum" trick. There was nobody around. Anyway it seemed like it was winding down but I wanted to check off the actually having sex thing. I get back in and she spreads he legs and taps her pussy as if to say "go here", I reach over to my pants to grab the condom out of my wallet (which was probably expired as it was one I got for free in the first week of my first year of college – 2 years ago).

Wanting to be "good at sex", that's what I did. It's hard to sort of get the angle right on it. Because I'm feeling like a god I get out of the car, no pants on with a throbbing erection and go "yeah what do you want! Finally I think it's in. It's kind of hard to explain but it just wasn't working. I kind of ignored it because I was having sex but it was this pulling kind of pain whenever I went forward.

So I push forward and there's pain. It doesn't just "go in". It's just not feeling right. Also I didn't seem to be moving very far when I pushed forward, which was strange because my fingers didn't seem so blocked. It was years later that I figured out the problem. No moaning or anything from her it was just kind of.

I had very, very, bad phimosis (I couldn't pull back my foreskin over my penis head). These two factors combined really constricted the movement of my penis. I then think of trying doggy but it's so dark I can't figure out the logistics of it and never penetrate. It didn't make any sense but I did some ostensible "pushing".

I had no idea anything was wrong because I could pee and masturbate just fine, and most of the dicks in porn were circumcized. Oh now she's putting my hand down her jeans, and I unbutton them and pull off her panties. I would have surgery 8 months later to fix those issues – I've had plastic surgery on my penis.

We'd still be making out and I'd still make trips to her vagina with my fingers, although she said it was kind of painful (I overstimulated the damn thing). We then lie down to cuddle. But back to the "sex". She eventually says "I'm done", and so I jerk off onto her tits. My friend calls and asks where I am and I say "I'm with a woman come back later!

We then finally chat and cuddle, because that's a thing girlsoutwest girls like (I'd pretty much tried to emulate everything from this: http://ift. I also had an adhesion between my foreskin and the head of my penis. A pleasant chat, with some philosophical musings. It feels much better than usual. Also she had dropped out of high school that year, which I found strange as I was only 1 year older than her yet had finished my 2nd year of college.

We laughed at the absurdity of our situation and I got her number. I was only her 2nd guy. I asked for her phone number, and realised we hadn't exchanged names. I offer a lift home but she just wanders off into the distance. I (truthfully) turn her that this just turned my life around and I was the happiest I'd been for months.

She thought that was cute. My friend is coincidentally walking back, and I'm over the moon. I was fucking girl vagina never really aware of that fact before. To celebrate my recent sex I take my dick out and aim for this really tall road sign (I miss).

Then I realised it may have been why the penetrative sex was shit earlier. I then turn around, dick still out, point to it and say "this dick was inside a vagina! I zipped up, and we walked back to the clubs to get a taxi home (I picked up the car the next morning). It's at that point my friend says "whoa, your dick is huge man".

When we got home I couldn't sleep, so I pulled out the wii and started playing mario galaxy 2. Wow, what a great game. I then had an epiphany; all that time worrying about sex, and it's not as good as a video game. She stored me in her phone as "(my name) <3 <3 <3", and she got out of the car. Worst compliment ever.

I gave her a lift home and we had similarly shitty sex again. I called that girl exactly 3 days later, and then we hung out in the shopping mall she worked at. In fact that was the most fun part of the evening. However I lost my phone in the taxi from the airport. Then on christmas I left to go to a debating tournament (somehow the fact that I was going to Africa for a debating tournament got lost in all my negativity), where I didn't do very well, but lots of fun.

Hung out another few times but no sex, and things were kind of strained. Of course after about 10 months dry the epiphany vanished, and that's the cycle that's been going on in my life since then (I'm 23 now). I then thought about what I really wanted to do, knowing that I didn't care much about sex and enjoyed the fact I was having it more than the act.

I thought I'd never see her again, but I then saw her another time in the same bar, in June, and she had a boyfriend (a short balding guy). I wouldn't have sex again for another 10 months.